What a saga of Walmart. They're remodeling my Walmart. This has made a quick trip to Walmart a total impossibility. They move stuff every day. It's not where it was the last time you were there..
Last night I went up there to get some yarn. That's all I needed. Yarn. So, I'm picking out the colors that I need and I'm kind of laying them out in the buggy to make sure nothing looks like shit and of course some of the colors.. They didn't have enough and while I'm there all caught up in yarn colors this young man comes up behind me, holds up something and asks me if I know of some place else he can get this thing and cheaper........I politely shook my head and said know. I had no idea what it was he had but there were quite a few of them on the wall behind me. He spoke with some kind of accent. I don't know what it was...So he starts talking about how he needs one that you knit circles and make socks with it..And he just stares at me. I smiled and said I didn't know where he'd find one, maybe JoAnn's. (I'm thinking Slovakia, to tell you the truth). Well, he just keep talking about how to make the socks and he starts raising his foot and by now I'm thinking...what the hell is he doing? If he starts knitting a sock here I'm going to die...I'm also thinking, the person I'm making this afghan for is just getting the colors I have and there had better be enough.............And this dude starts asking me questions about the "sock" things and have I seen the ones with something that goes all around and suddenly it dawns on me.. He thinks I work here..I may NEVER go out again not in full makeup and a dress.........Jeeze. I told him I had never made socks. You should have seen the look on his face. He says "You haven't? How can that be?" Holy shit people do I look like a sock maker for godsakes? Hell fool, I don't repair a hole in a damn sock I sure has shit am not MAKING SOCKS!!!! I finally managed to convince him to go to the register or to try JoAnn's but I wasn't going to help him...Me and my yarn head to the house.....
Trip two...Tonight.....Sewing and broke a needle...Machine needle. Realized I should have used a stronger needle so off I go...6:00 pm....Where was my brain folks. Yes, I was quite sober. Hadn't had a thing to drink. I was going to wish I had. Walk in the door and head straight back to "sewing dept".. Passing lines and lines of people waiting to check out. I should have gone home needleless.. Of course, they weren't where they were last time I was there...i.e. yesterday. I finally found them and, since I had been dumb enough not to write down what I needed I had to "peruse" them to find the size I needed. I picked two separate packs just to make sure and off I went to the front. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA how many people are in Walmart at 6 on Saturday...? Millions, I swear, millions...So, the side of the store that I first went to was hopeless. Self service, 20 items lines, regular lines. Minimum of 5 in line everywhere. I headed to the other end of the registers. Checking out every line...Hopeless..and that end of the store was the same so. I get into a Self service line. I'm third. The people at the register have about 50 items crammed into a little "carry" thing. Of course, the gentleman in front of me and I didn't realize that until they started unloading. The line was soon very long behind me. The people checking out......didn't know how to use the Self service. OMG. The guy in front of me had bacon and apples and I had two packs of needles and I'm not sure who wanted to KILL those people first....Of course the couple had absolutely NO idea what to do with produce, or stuff that wouldn't scan oh god. I do think we'd have all left the line but..where do you go? To make this long story short....They finished, picked up their 6 bags, took their change and left. The machine locked up immediately...The bacon/apple dude couldn't get it to work. They had to REBOOT the damn thing. Good god when those things act up, they sure do act up.............So if finally boots up and the bacon/apple guy couldn't get it to scan his bacon...Holy Shit I was thinking of telling him to just steal the damn stuff..........Finally he got done, I got done and it took me 50 minute to go to a store that's one mile from my house to buy two damn packs of fu##ing needles.........JUST DAMMIT..
Thank you , I feel much better now and I can watch my car race. You are great for listening and if you didn't read this, I don't blame you.....Have a nice evening...